Feb 26, 2024

How to Recognize an Old Logger

 How to Recognize an Old Logger


They have a splintered view of things

and walk with a wooden gait.

Their tongues are know to burn

under the heat of words and

they love kindling

always carry a knife

to whittle away at things,

and people.

They smell of sawdust, fir sap,

tobacco, gasoline, and oil.

Their limbs are knotted.

There are burls

at each knee and elbow.

They worship Paul Bunyan.

Their children receive

wooden toys for Christmas.

If in doubt,

look for Spanish moss on the

north side of their faces,

or listen for termites

in their teeth.

Watch their eyes outgrow their faces

at any mention of the spotted owl.

Few are known to reach the age

of old growth -

they prefer it that way.

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