Dec 20, 2021

How much should a stalk of celery cost?

 How much should a stalk of celery cost?

There they are, piled high in the produce section of your local supermarket, celery plants: a tight collection of fibrous stalks and leaves offered, usually, at so much a pound. I think the price is usually rather cheap, though you may beg to differ.


To follow the development of a celery plant, or any other plant, from seed to a ‘marketable’ commodity, is a stress-strewn epic journey whose story is beyond the time I have available to explain. But consider: for a seed to be viable, and true to type, it must be grown and harvested under very controlled conditions. And as celery is a biennial, for a plant to set seed it has to be maintained for two years. Then, should the selected plants have produced a quantity of seed sufficient to justify harvest, there is winnowing and cleaning, testing for viability (germination percentage), and then there are the packaging and advertising and handling and transportation costs to consider. Finally, perhaps, we have celery seed available to the market suitable for planting.


Now, the farmer who has elected to grow celery for the consumer market must prepare beds and fields appropriately. And that is just the beginning. The process of growing a plant from seed to a product suitable for sale is long, expensive, and often very complicated, or at least time consuming. From greenhouse seedlings to field planting; timely watering and fertilizing, pest control - of insects, rodents, small omnivores, ungulates, and others that trespass in the dead of night. Then there is the spring/fall worry about a late or early frost (alarms at three or four am that cannot be ignored!). And there are a myriad other devastating things, beyond the imagination of the grower, that can and often do take place. One mistake in this journey/folly and an entire crop may be rendered worthless.


Try growing celery from seed in your backyard garden to get an idea as to what I mean. In fact, try growing almost any vegetable from seed to an acceptable standard of size, color, quality etc. and I think you will find that produce is cheap at almost any price.

Dec 19, 2021

Who might be standing in the checkout lane today?

 Who might be standing in the checkout lane today?


Ever wonder if the person in front of you, as you wait patiently, or impatiently, to check out of your favorite store with your groaning shopping cart full of goods, is a Nobel Prize Winner? Or maybe the recipient of a Pulitzer, or The Booker Prize, or perhaps the Palme d’Or, or even a recipient of a statue from The Academy, or a Golden Globe, or perhaps they may have qualified for a Fields Medal, or the Turing Award, or even the coveted Most Popular in my Neighborhood Award?


Yet, while it’s not beyond the mathematical and statistical range of probability it is highly unlikely they qualify for any of the citations mentioned, especially since the award for ‘Good Neighbor’ has yet to be established.


Small pleasures for winter days

 




It's that time of year


Time to whittle down the list of seeds I would love to grow and face the reality of my physical and financial limitations. Some species demand specific conditions to germinate; others take two or three years to break dormancy, and all the time they need to be kept at specific temperatures and levels of moisture. More than once I have forgotten/neglected seeds planted in pots and placed in my seed refrigerator and when discovered found them etiolated beyond redemption. For some I don’t think I have time to start over, but probably will.
Never-the-less I still manage to snatch an occasional moment to muse, reminisce and jot down idle thoughts.
As a teenager I was smitten by one or two classmates, but also fell in love with Chinese and Japanese poetry, to wit Li Po, Tu Fu (Du Fu), Basho and a host of others. Their influence is undeniable. Just finished a new biography of Li Bai (Li Po) and jotted down:
The three hundred cups of Li Po
must have been small.
All I can manage is 7
before I can no longer count the stars.
and a haiku
So many stars tonight
Where is the full moon hiding?
Look! in your wine glass.
Thinking of tackling Finnegan’s Wake yet again.